I just had spaghetti for breakfast. I've had my fill of cereal and eggs. I bet even Mr. Kellogg or General Mills had a slip-up every now and then. Adding bananas, strawberries, or blueberries to the same old cereal has its appeal for only so long.
I propose for upcoming elections an amendment giving other foods equal opportunity on breakfast menus. Pizza instead of bagels. Tapioca pudding instead of yogurt. Ratatouille instead of vegetable omelet. Tacos instead of pancakes.
Oh. Breakfast is over. I think I'll go pop one of those chocolate truffles into my mouth. See ya.
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