Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Put Santa on a Diet

I've checked out more than a few Santas in my time and I can tell you they all seem to have a problem around their middles.

Granted, our aging bodies tend to change in shape but I suspect Santa is indulging in too much Coke and cookies.

I suggest, then, that for his sake, you place healthier tidbits for the man sliding down your chimney tonight and inspire him to begin his New Years resolution a few days early.    

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